My thoughts on baseball and steroids

With so much talk of baseball and our stars taking illegal drugs, I felt I needed to put my thoughts to paper...

Brian McNamee looks like a rat-weasel sort of charachter...I wouldn't trust him any further than I could throw a syringe...But then again, the evidence against the Rocket looks pretty overwhelming...This is what happens when a bunch of rats are all struggling to get away from the cat....

How about this for a scenario? Roger was just minding his own business, bent over and drying off from his post game shower, when McNamee came up from behind and goosed him....right in the cheeks....with a syringe. When Roger turned around and said "what the heck was that?", McNamee answered..."Oh just a little B-12 in your butt!" Roger said with a smile "you could have at least bought me a drink first!". Poor Roger, being from the south and a very simple man, would accept this explanation as fact. Then, years later, when McNamee needed some cash, he would bring out the used needles and wave them proudly around the courtroom. Why, I even think McNamee may have goosed Roger's wife too!

And another thought, these things that McNamee claims are steroids really do not do anything to improve an athletes skills. Just look at the "Knobber", Chuck Knoblauch. Why after getting his Christmas goose from McNamee his career fell into the toilet even quicker than ever. Shooting up that boy's buttocks was one of the biggest wastes of a good steroid than ever! I am glad to hear that Knobber is now a recluse in some small town. He claims it's for privacy when the truth is that no one could stand him as a person and thats why he lives alone...He's a pile.

Maybe the Rocket has buns of steel and while he was lifting weights one day, McNamee came up from behind and let him have it. Roger never felt a thing but from that day forward saw his pitching performance go thru the ceiling! He of course, felt it was from lifting weights, while Rat Face McNamee sat in the corner with a crooked smile on his face....

I don't know if these are your feelings, but they are mine. I say we all start over with a new league and new players. To make it more interesting, I say that I should be the first player picked in the draft and be allowed to play left field for the Boston Red Sox. Then and only then will baseball be returned to what is was meant to be....